February 2012
7 posts
So either my new jeans dyed my legs black...
or I really am a sassy black woman and it took 25 years for the color to finally kick it.
January 2012
13 posts
"friends"
I just got hit on by a total babe.
I am in a committed, loving relationship so I thanked him and told him I was not on the market.
This was not good enough for my friend. She thought he was cute so she had a hissyfit and demanded me leave.
ONE FUCKING TIME I was the center of attention and my friend has to be a bitch about it
Even on my birthday I couldn’t be the center of attention.
...
6 tags
I laughed, I drank, I smoked and I cried.
Yep sounds like a birthday party.
I know I don’t turn 25 for two more days but if this is an example of the upcoming year I am going to have a depressing year.
I feel like I’m in grade school again asking myself why no one will be my friend.
I’m lonely.
Not in a romantic way, but in a friendship way.
People suck.
7 tags
I’m doing my best to keep my opinions to myself but it’s getting mighty difficult.
December 2011
31 posts
7 tags
1 tag
Oreos, red wine and pizza = a morning of vomiting.
Ugh :(
Today is one of those days that make me ask the ultimate question; what the fuck is wrong with me?!
5 tags
4 tags
4 tags
I should NOT have sent that email.
Oh well.
“Yesterday’s pain is tomorrows joke, and you’ll always end up...”
– Angels Over Broadway 1940
Truthful Tuesdays
• My boyfriend is going to be working graveyards starting Wednesday. He’s excited because it means a raise and a promotion, I’m sad because it means I get to see him less.
• This will be my first Christmas that I won’t see my mom and my brother. At first I was fine with it but the closer it gets to the day, the more it makes me miss them.
• I am totally freaked out about...
8 tags
4 tags
I am doing bikram yoga tomorrow for the first time.
Please don’t let me throw up.
Work...
I am sitting in the back of my store trying to calm myself.
If only people were aware of how much I picture their heads exploding.
4 tags
My boyfriend occasionally yells in his sleep.
Not very often, but it has happened a few times.
Tonight he yelled “fuck you, you fucking fucker, that’s fucked.”
For such a gentlemen his subconscious sure does have a foul mouth.
6 tags
Bitches be crazy, yo.
I honestly don’t know how he puts up with me sometimes.
Like most women I try to keep the crazy in, but there are times when it comes spilling out, no matter how hard I try. I can hear myself become this passive aggressive bitch for no reason yet I can’t stop myself.
So I apologise for turning into a psycho and he just smiles, holds me in his arms, kisses me and says “I love...
4 tags
My boyfriend is making tacos while I drink wine and smoke weed. Afterwords we are going to enjoy so Christmas festivities.
This is love!
Fuck!
I really need to quit my job