Aspiring Betty

I just got hit on by a total babe.

I am in a committed, loving relationship so I thanked him and told him I was not on the market.

This was not good enough for my friend. She thought he was cute so she had a hissyfit and demanded me leave.

ONE FUCKING TIME I was the center of attention and my friend has to be a bitch about it

Even on my birthday I couldn’t be the center of attention.

SIGH